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Poison For Breakfast by Lemony Snicket
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Poison For Breakfast

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Narrator Patrick Warburton

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Length 3 hours 19 minutes
Language English
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A new stand-alone adventure--appropriate for all ages--by Lemony Snicket, one of the twenty-first century's most beloved authors.

For more than twenty years, Lemony Snicket has led millions of young readers through a mysterious world of bewildering questions and unfortunate events. With this latest book--a love letter to readers young and old about the vagaries of real life--longtime fans and new readers alike will experience Snicket's distinctive voice in a new way.

This true story--as true as Lemony Snicket himself--begins with a puzzling note under his door: You had poison for breakfast. Following a winding trail of clues to solve the mystery of his own demise, Snicket takes us on a thought-provoking tour of his predilections: the proper way to prepare an egg, a perplexing idea called "tzimtzum," the sublime pleasure of swimming in open water, and much else.

Poison for Breakfast is a classic-in-the-making that--in the great tradition of modern fables like The Little Prince and The Phantom Tollbooth--will delight readers of all ages.

LEMONY SNICKET has written numerous books, including Swarm of Bees, The Bad Mood and the Stick and those in the A Series of Unfortunate Events and All the Wrong Questions series. You can learn more at www.lemonysnicketlibrary.com.

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