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Bitter is the New Black by Jen Lancaster
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Bitter is the New Black

Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office

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Narrator Jamie Heinlein

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Length 10 hours 17 minutes
Language English
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Unabridged ? 11 hours

This is the smart-mouthed, soul- searching story of a woman trying to figure out what happens next when she's gone from six figures to unemployment checks and she stops to reconsider some of the less-than-rosy attitudes and values she thought she'd never have to answer for when times were good.

Jen Lancaster is the New York Times bestselling author of more than a dozen books. She resides in the suburbs of Chicago with her husband and their ever-expanding menagerie of ill-behaved pets.

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Reviews

Praise for Jen Lancaster

“Hilarious.”—InStyle
 
“A humorous and inspiring approach to navigating middle age.”—Booklist
 
“[A] hilarious and starkly honest memoir...Witty, bitingly funny, and even thought-provoking at times, I regret not one minute that I spent reading this book.”—The Book Chick Expand reviews
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