Humor audiobooks

Little Bitty Lies - Abridged

By: Mary Kay Andrews

Narrated by: Debra Monk

Length: TBA

Abridged: Yes

“Little white lies have never been so risky—or so much fun.” — Orlando SentinelNew York Times bestselling author Mary Kay Andrews delivers a tantalizing tale about an abandoned Atlanta housewife and mother who tells one tiny white lie that sets her world spiraling outrageously out of control.This winning and wonderful romp focuses on all the... Read more

What the Butler Wrote - Abridged

By: Charles Dawson Butler

Narrated by: Charles Dawson Butler, a full cast, Nancy Cartw...

Length: 5 hours 58 minutes

Abridged: Yes

As heard on Sirius XM and NPR stations, this is six hours of audio theater from the mind of Daws Butler, the voice of Huckleberry Hound, Yogi Bear and many other cartoon characters. In 1975, Butler began an acting workshop that spawned such talents as Nancy Cartwright (The Simpsons), Corey Burton (Old Navy, Disney), and Joe Bevilacqua (NPR). In... Read more

Brezeltango (Gekürzte Fassung) - Abridged

By: Elisabeth Kabatek

Narrated by: Andrea Hörnke-Trieß

Length: 5 hours 6 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Die Stuttgarterin Line und der Hamburger Leon sind ein glückliches Paar. Aber dann bricht um Line herum das Chaos aus: Ihre beste Freundin verliebt sich in den falschen Mann, Tante Dorle will nicht mehr heiraten und Lines biedere Schwester spielt mit dem Gedanken, ihre Familie zu verlassen. Und warum ist Leon plötzlich so begeistert von... Read more

One for the Money - Abridged

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lori Petty

Length: 2 hours 53 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Discover where it all began—the first “snappily written, fast-paced, and witty” (USA TODAY) novel in the beloved Stephanie Plum series featuring a feisty and funny heroine who “comes roaring in like a blast of very fresh air” (The Washington Post), from Janet Evanovich, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Dirty Thirty.

Meet Stephanie Plum,... Read more

The Shop on Blossom Street - Abridged

By: Debbie Macomber

Narrated by: Linda Edmond

Length: 5 hours 6 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Four lives knit together…There's a little shop on Blossom Street in Seattle called A Good Yarn. You go there to buy knitting supplies and patterns -- and now it's offering a knitting class. The first lesson: how to knit a baby blanket.For owner Lydia Hoffman, the shop represents her dream of beginning a new life free from the cancer that has... Read more

Changing Habits - Abridged

By: Debbie Macomber

Narrated by: Trini Alvarado

Length: 2 hours 43 minutes

Abridged: Yes

They were sisters once.Almost forty years ago, in a more innocent time, two girls enter the convent. Angelina and Joanna come from vastly different backgrounds, but they have one thing in common -- a desire to serve, to join in the community of sisters.Despite the relative seclusion of the convent house in Minneapolis, they're not immune to... Read more

Political Incorrections - Abridged

By: Bill Maher

Narrated by: Bill Maher

Length: 1 hour 20 minutes

Abridged: Yes

The Best Opening Monologues from Politically Incorrect starring Bill Maher
Featuring an introduction by Penn Jillette
For everyone who's had their fill of politicians, TV trials and the daily events seen on the evening news, Simon & Schuster Audio offers some relief with POLITICAL INCORRECTIONS-a collection of the funniest opening monologues... Read more

Metro Girl - Abridged

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: C. J. Critt

Length: TBA

Abridged: Yes

This #1 New York Times bestseller from Janet Evanovich moves into the fast lane with a thrilling, high-octane misadventure with high stakes, hot nights, cold-blooded murder, sunken treasure, a woman with a chassis built for speed, and one very good, very sexy NASCAR driver who’s along for the ride.Alexandra Barnaby got the brains in her family.... Read more

The J-OTR Show with Joe Bev - Abridged

By: Joe Bevilacqua & Lorie Kellogg

Narrated by: Joe Bevilacqua, Lorie Kellogg & a full cast

Length: 6 hours 1 minute

Abridged: Yes

This series of hour long mash-ups of old and new time radio is hosted, written, produced, directed, and voiced by veteran award-winning radio theater wizard Joe Bevilacqua.Episodes include:"The Green Hornet Meets the Red Hornet""Fibber McGee Meets Fibber McGee""Tom Mix Meets Tom Mix""Proctor & Bergen Meets Proctor & Bev""The Shadow Meets... Read more

The Best of BearManor Radio, Vols. 1–5 - Abridged

By: Joe Bevilacqua

Narrated by: Joe Bevilacqua & others

Length: 26 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: Yes

A collection of the best interviews, radio theater, and classic old-time radio moments from the BearManor Radio Network, which streams 24/7 onlineThis collection contains six full hour-long episodes, including:The Voice Actor Show with Joe BevVeteran award-winning radio theater wizard Joe Bevilacqua (a.k.a. Joe Bev) interviews famous voice... Read more

Spätzleblues (Gekürzte Fassung) - Abridged

By: Elisabeth Kabatek

Narrated by: Andrea Hörnke-Trieß

Length: 5 hours 8 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Pipeline Praetorius, genannt Line, die Frau mit dem Katastrophen-Gen, lebt in der wildesten Stadt Deutschlands: Stuttgart. Und sie hat es nicht leicht: Ihr geliebter Freund Leon, mit dem sie sich in letzter Sekunde wieder versöhnt hat (am Flughafen!), wird aus Berufsgründen die nächsten Jahre in China leben, und ihr neuer Job in der Werbeagentur... Read more

It's Just Like I Told You - Abridged

By: Tom Bodett

Narrated by: Tom Bodett

Length: 4 hours 17 minutes

Abridged: Yes

The compilation audiobook featuring Tom Bodett's most beloved stories. Read more

Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden? - Abridged

By: Morgan Spurlock

Narrated by: Erik Singer

Length: 5 hours 40 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Academy Award®—nominated filmmaker Morgan Spurlock is a jittery father-to-be with a simple question: If OBL is behind 9/11 and all the ensuing worldwide chaos, then why can’t we just catch him? And furthermore, why is his message so compelling to so many people? So the intrepid Spurlock kisses his anxious, pregnant wife goodbye and–armed with a... Read more

Eleven on Top - Abridged

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 2 hours 57 minutes

Abridged: Yes

#1 New York Times

#1 Wall Street Journal

#1 Los Angeles Times

#1 Entertainment Weekly

#1 Publishers Weekly

Stephanie Plum is thinking her career as a fugitive apprehension agent has run its course. She's been shot at, spat at, cussed at, fire-bombed, mooned, and attacked by dogs. Time for a change, Stephanie thinks. Time to find the kind of job her... Read more

The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins - Abridged

By: Dr. Seuss

Narrated by: Charles Dawson Butler, Joe Bevilacqua, Don Butl...

Length: 29 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Don’t miss this never before released recording of the Dr. Seuss story, dramatized for radio and directed by Daws Butler! Performed by Daws Butler and his sons, Chas and Don Butler, this radio play was produced by veteran award-winning producer Joe Bevilacqua, who talks with Daws’ sons before the play.Daws Butler was the master of voice. His was... Read more

Uncle Dunkle and Donnie, Vol. 2 - Abridged

By: Charles Dawson Butler & Pedro Pablo Sacristán

Narrated by: Charles Dawson Butler & Joe Bevilacqua

Length: 2 hours 29 minutes

Abridged: Yes

This second collection of fractured fables are from the unique mind of Daws Butler, the man who voiced most of the classic Hanna-Barbera characters—Yogi Bear, Huckleberry Hound, Quick Draw McGraw, and Snagglepuss, to name a few. Uncle Dunkle and Donnie 2 is a collection of imaginative cartoon scripts by Butler, who also worked on Jay Ward's... Read more

The Best Awful - Abridged

By: Carrie Fisher

Narrated by: Carrie Fisher

Length: 5 hours 35 minutes

Abridged: Yes

This sequel to the bestselling Postcards from the Edge contains Carrie’s Fisher’s trademark intelligence and wit that brought Postcards to the Hollywood movie screen.

When we left Suzanne Vale at the end of Carrie Fisher’s bestselling Postcards from the Edge, she had survived drug abuse, rehab, and Hollywood celebrity. The Best Awful takes... Read more

Die liebe Verwandtschaft - Abridged

By: Ephraim Kishon

Narrated by: Hartmut Neugebauer

Length: 1 hour 17 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Ein befreiendes Lachen hilft in jeder Situation, mag sie auch noch so absurd sein. Ein unerschöpflicher Quell steter Freude: die lieben Verwandten - mit ihnen zu leben, geht oft an die Schmerzgrenze, aber deswegen gleich ganz auf sie verzichten? Wenn alles mal wieder unerträglich erscheint, einfach eine Kishon-CD einlegen - die Lage ist dann... Read more

Mort Sahl's America - Abridged

By: Mort Sahl

Narrated by: Mort Sahl

Length: 1 hour 9 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Mort Sahl has been described as one of the greatest political and social satirists of the 20th century. In Mort Sahl's America, the sophisticated political satirist exposes the grand follies of the powers that be. Deflating celebrity pretensions, he skewers liberals and conservatives alike. From Bill Clinton to Bob Dole, from Al Gore to Jesse... Read more

The Garden of Eden - Abridged

By: Eve Adams

Narrated by: Scott Sowers

Length: 5 hours 5 minutes

Abridged: Yes

This is a parable for our times: a take on small town America that is hilarious, moving, and utterly original
Eden, USA, is the perfect place to live until Ed Harris, the banker, finds his wife in bed with his best friend. Shotgun in hand, he escorts them to the door, and tells his friend: "Guess what? She's yours!"
"I've got a wife, Ed," says the... Read more

Die netten Nachbarn - Abridged

By: Ephraim Kishon

Narrated by: Hartmut Neugebauer

Length: 1 hour 14 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Ein befreiendes Lachen hilft in jeder Situation, mag sie auch noch so absurd sein. Ein unerschöpflicher Quell steter Freude: die netten Nachbarn - mit ihnen zu leben, geht oft an die Schmerzgrenze, aber deswegen gleich ganz auf sie verzichten? Wenn alles mal wieder unerträglich erscheint, einfach eine Kishon-CD einlegen - die Lage ist dann... Read more

Die süßen Kleinen - Abridged

By: Ephraim Kishon

Narrated by: Hartmut Neugebauer

Length: 1 hour 17 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Ein befreiendes Lachen hilft in jeder Situation, mag sie auch noch so absurd sein. Und die Tücken des alltäglichen Wahnsinns, sie lauern überall und unaufhörlich. Da wären die großen und kleinen Katastrophen zu Hause, im Beruf, in der Politik, ganz zu schweigen von den leidigen Finanzen. Oder der eigene Nachwuchs, die süßen Kleinen, der ganze... Read more

Hugo Egon Balder liest Ephraim Kishon Vol. 1 - Abridged

By: Ephraim Kishon

Narrated by: Hugo Egon Balder

Length: 1 hour 56 minutes

Abridged: Yes

"Das Theater gehört zu den großartigsten Erfindungen, die dem menschlichen Geist jemals mißglückt sind", so Ephraim Kishon. Jarden Podmanitzki ist ein mittelmäßiger Schauspieler, der noch nie allein auf der Bühne stand. Ephraim Kishon spaziert mit ihm in dieser Geschichtensammlung durch die Welt des Theaters. Bühne frei also - für einen... Read more

Secret Ingredients - Abridged

By: David Remnick

Narrated by: Various

Length: 6 hours 23 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Since its earliest days, The New Yorker has been a tastemaker–literally. As the home of A. J. Liebling, Joseph Wechsberg, and M.F.K. Fisher, who practically invented American food writing, the magazine established a tradition that is carried forward today by irrepressible literary gastronomes, including Calvin Trillin, Bill Buford, Adam... Read more