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Start giftingThe Newly Witch Game
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Learn moreIt’s all fun and games until someone throws a dirty jumper rollup and you lose out in the Cornhole tournament of life.
According to Baba Yoscarybutt, it’s time for me to witch up or step back down into the Cornholio minor leagues. While Cornhole is definitely not my beanbag, I can’t stand to lose.
I don’t want to be the next Baba Yaga. I’m doing just peachy as the Shifter Wanker who heals the clumsy idiots of Assjacket, West Virginia. I love my life. My werewolf mate is hotter than asphalt in August, my twins are adorable, my dad and brother rock, and I have real friends for the first time in my life.
However, when my evil nemesis, Medusa Jones, steps up to throw a floppy bag and steal the title of Future Baba Yaga from me, all bets are off.
I will challenge the nasty piece of work to win back the job I didn’t want in the first place.
With Sassy and Fuc*ing Derrick by my side, I will finally own my destiny. Of course, Fuc*ing Derrick is prone to meltdowns and Sassy is trying to learn Canadian, but one deals with the floppy bags they’ve been dealt and tosses them anyway.
It will be dangerous.It will be cornfusing.It will be fashionably disastrous.It will be televised on the magical Charm Channel.Whatever. A few four baggers, a couple of woodies, a Bigfoot and spell or two should do the trick.The future of the magical Universe is on the line and I’m the only one who can save us.May the Goddess help us all.
New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Robyn Peterman writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. She writes snarky, sexy, funny, and paranormal contemporaries. Her addictions include laughing really hard with friends, shoes (the expensive kind), Target, Coke with extra ice in a Yeti cup, bejeweled reading glasses, her kids, her super-hot hubby, and collecting stray animals. A former professional actress, with Broadway, film, and TV credits, she now lives in the South with her family and too many animals to count. Writing gives her peace and makes her whole, plus having a job where she can work in her sweatpants works really well for her.
Southern California native and professional voice over artist Stephanie Riggio is thrilled to continue her narration of Robyn Peterman’s latest installment in this series! Stephanie is a graduate of Northwestern University’s theater program and also studied audiobook narration, commercial, animation and video game voiceover in Los Angeles. In addition to coming up with various character voices and storytelling techniques in her audiobook work, Stephanie has voiced for brands like UnitedHealthcare, Tripadvisor, and Arm & Hammer, and can be heard on everything from films like Thor: Ragnarok to video games like Final Fantasy and World of Warcraft. She currently works from her home studio in the forest of Northern Arizona, where she is constantly entertained by the antics of her four dogs.