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Metro Girl - Abridged
By: Janet Evanovich
Narrated by: C. J. Critt
Length: TBA
Abridged: Yes
A spectacular novel, complete with high stakes, hot nights, murder and graft—not to mention car chases, car races, car explosions, and car—well, you get the ideaAlexandra Barnaby got the brains in her family. The little gray cells certainly bypassed Barney’s younger brother, Wild Bill. Now Bill’s missing, so Barney is dispatched to Florida in... Read more
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He's Just Not That Into You
By: Greg Behrendt & Liz Tuccillo
Narrated by: Liz Tuccillo & Greg Behrendt
Length: 3 hours 35 minutes
Abridged: No
He’s Just Not That Into You—based on a popular episode of Sex and the City—is tough love advice for otherwise smart women on how to tell when a guy just doesn’t like them enough, so they can stop wasting time making excuses for a dead-end relationship. It’s the best relationship advice you’ll ever receive.
For ages, women have come together over... Read more
A Christmas Story
By: Jean Shepherd
Narrated by: Dick Cavett
Length: 3 hours 33 minutes
Abridged: No
A beloved, bestselling classic of humorous and nostalgic Americana—the book that inspired the equally classic Yuletide film and the live musical on Fox.
The holiday film A Christmas Story, first released in 1983, has become a bona fide Christmas perennial, gaining in stature and fame with each succeeding year. Its affectionate, wacky, and... Read more
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
By: George Carlin
Narrated by: George Carlin
Length: 7 hours 30 minutes
Abridged: No
On the heels of George Carlin's #1 New York Times bestseller Napalm & Silly Putty comes When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? -- infused with Carlin's trademark irreverent humor and biting cultural observations. Here we go again . . . George Carlin's hilarious When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? offers his cutting-edge opinions and... Read more
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Fresh Air: Laughs
By: Terry Gross
Length: 3 hours 36 minutes
Abridged: No
A collection of interviews with top comedians from the award-winning NPR interviewer Terry Gross. Includes excerpts from a wide range of personalities spanning the last two decades: Al Franken, Joan Rivers, Tracey Ullman, Martin Short, Chris Rock, Jay Leno, Jackie Mason, Larry David, Phyllis Diller, and more. Read more
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George Carlin Reads to You - Abridged
By: George Carlin
Length: 7 hours 4 minutes
Abridged: Yes
Great comedy and a good deal, this new gift set gathers three timeless Carlin recordings including two Grammy® winners.
Please note: This is a historical recording. The audio quality represents the technology of the time when it was produced. Read more
The Secret History of the Pink Carnation
By: Lauren Willig
Narrated by: Kate Reading
Length: 13 hours 32 minutes
Abridged: No
Nothing goes right for Eloise. The one day she wears her new suede boots, it rains cats and dogs. When the subway stops short, she’s always the one thrown into some stranger’s lap. Plus, she’s had more than her share of misfortune in the way of love. In fact, ever since she realized romantic heroes are a thing of the past, she’s decided it’s... Read more
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Olivia Joules and the Overactive Imagination
By: Helen Fielding
Narrated by: Josephine Bailey
Length: 9 hours 22 minutes
Abridged: No
At the close of the last millennium, Helen Fielding debuted the irrepressible (and blockbuster-bestselling) Bridget Jones. Now, Fielding gives us a sensational new heroine for a new era...Move over 007, a stunning, sexy-and decidedly female-new player has entered the world of international espionage. Her name is Olivia Joules (that’s... Read more
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The Great Psychedelic Armadillo Picnic - Abridged
By: Kinky Friedman
Narrated by: Kinky Friedman
Length: 2 hours 14 minutes
Abridged: Yes
Kinky Friedman, the original Texas Jewboy, takes us on a rollicking, rock-and-rolling tour of his favorite city: Austin.
Maybe you want to know which restaurant President Bush rates as his favorite Austin burger joint. Or maybe you want a glimpse of Willie Nelson’s home life (hint: Willie plays a lot of golf). Perhaps you want to get the best... Read more
The Sweet Potato Queens' Field Guide to Men - Abridged
By: Jill Conner Browne
Narrated by: Jill Conner Browne
Length: 3 hours 21 minutes
Abridged: Yes
The Sweet Potato Queens like men. They like them so much that they have devoted an absolutely inordinate amount of time to the pursuit of men, marriage, and great sex. And then, when that doesn t work out, they've devoted an inordinate amount of time to divorce, gittin another one and having great sex with him instead. The Sweet Potato... Read more
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Shopaholic & Sister - Abridged
By: Sophie Kinsella
Narrated by: Katherine Kellgren
Length: 5 hours 58 minutes
Abridged: Yes
Sophie Kinsella has conquered the hearts of millions with her New York Times bestselling Shopaholic novels, which feature the irresistible one-woman shopping phenomenon Becky Bloomwood. Now Becky’s back in a hilarious, heartwarming tale of married life, best friends, and long-lost sisters (and the perils of simply having to own an Angel... Read more
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Eats, Shoots & Leaves
By: Lynne Truss
Narrated by: Lynne Truss
Length: 1 hour 9 minutes
Abridged: No
In 2002 Lynne Truss presented Cutting a Dash, a well-received BBC Radio 4 series about punctuation, which led to the writing of Eats, Shoots & Leaves. The book became a runaway success in the UK, hitting number one on the bestseller lists and prompting extraordinary headlines such as Grammar Book Tops Bestseller List (BBC News). With more... Read more
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The Suburban You - Abridged
By: Mark Falanga
Narrated by: Mark Falanga
Length: 4 hours 38 minutes
Abridged: Yes
You are about to discover that living in the suburbs is a whole lot funnier than you ever thought possible. For this country’s 145,892,494 (give or take) suburbanites, Mark Falanga is an utterly deadpan (and thoroughly entertaining) spokesman.
Mark Falanga is a slick urban dweller, at the top of his game professionally, with a gorgeous corporate... Read more
How I Paid for College
By: Marc Acito
Narrated by: Jeff Woodman
Length: 10 hours 53 minutes
Abridged: No
From syndicated humor columnist Marc Acito comes a wildly inventive and hysterically funny novel that is equal parts Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fame, Risky Business, Dead Poets Society and The Catcher in the Rye. It's 1983, and 17-year-old Edward Zanni wants to study acting at Juilliard, but his newly remarried father - who earns too much for... Read more
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Plenty of Pretty Good Jokes
By: Garrison Keillor
Length: 4 hours 34 minutes
Abridged: No
Includes the complete Pretty Good Jokes, Few More Pretty Good Jokes, and New and Not Bad Pretty Good Jokes. Read more
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Still Ranting After All These Years - Abridged
By: Dennis Miller
Narrated by: Dennis Miller
Length: 2 hours 7 minutes
Abridged: Yes
If you thought Dennis Miller was done ranting, guess again. In Still Ranting After All These Years, recorded in early 2002, Miller is in fine form, commenting on everything from ""War and Terrorism"" to Enron; from ""Obsessed Parents"" to the ""End of Class;"" to ""Truth in the Media,"" and so much more. Throughout, Miller is what we have come... Read more
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The Great Psychedelic Armadillo Picnic
By: Kinky Friedman
Narrated by: Stephen Hoye
Length: 3 hours 4 minutes
Abridged: No
Kinky Friedman, the original Texas Jew boy, guides readers through the sights, sounds, food, and various and sundry oddities of his favorite Texas city. Known for live music and food, Austin is also the home of Willie Nelson, Janis Joplin, Stevie Ray Vaughan, and a number of other music legends. In this slightly insane and surprisingly... Read more
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The Sweet Potato Queens' Field Guide to Men
By: Jill Conner Browne
Narrated by: Jill Conner Browne
Length: 3 hours 21 minutes
Abridged: No
The Sweet Potato Queens like men. They like them so much that they have devoted an absolutely inordinate amount of time to the pursuit of men, marriage, and great sex. And then, when that doesn t work out, they've devoted an inordinate amount of time to divorce, gittin another one and having great sex with him instead. THE SWEET POTATO... Read more
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Aprikose, Banane, Erdbeer
By: Helge Schneider
Narrated by: Helge Schneider
Length: 3 hours 4 minutes
Abridged: No
Es geht wieder los. Kommissar Schneider ermittelt wieder und kriegt zum Schluss alles raus. Dafür schlägt er sich mit einem international gesuchten geheimnisvollen Schwerverbrecher herum, und sein Leben zu Hause mit Frau und so weiter ist auch nicht gut. Folgendes geht ab: Das kleine Kofferradio gluckste die Nachrichten aus dem winzigen Speaker,... Read more
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Ten Big Ones
By: Janet Evanovich
Narrated by: Lorelei King
Length: 7 hours 33 minutes
Abridged: No
Janet Evanovich is the hottest author in America, and her Stephanie Plum novels have taken the nation by storm!
#1 New York Times
#1 Wall Street Journal
#1 Los Angeles Times
#1 Entertainment Weekly
#1 Publishers Weekly
She's accidentally destroyed a dozen cars. She's a target for every psycho and miscreant this side of the Jersey Turnpike. Her... Read more
Shopaholic & Sister
By: Sophie Kinsella
Narrated by: Josephine Bailey
Length: 11 hours 42 minutes
Abridged: No
Sophie Kinsella has conquered the hearts of millions with her New York Times bestselling Shopaholic novels, which feature the irresistible one-woman shopping phenomenon Becky Bloomwood. Now Becky’s back in a hilarious, heartwarming tale of married life, best friends, and long-lost sisters (and the perils of simply having to own an Angel... Read more
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The Botox Diaries - Abridged
By: Janice Kaplan & Lynn Schnurnberger
Narrated by: Ana Gasteyer
Length: 4 hours 46 minutes
Abridged: Yes
In a world where plastic surgery is as popular as a pair of sexy Manolo Blahniks, suburban single mom Jessica Taylor is trying to make it past forty with nothing more than moisturizer and a swipe of mascara. Her glamorous best friend, TV producer Lucy Baldor, has a different idea of aging gracefully. “My body is a temple,” Lucy explains. “I just... Read more
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Ten Big Ones - Abridged
By: Janet Evanovich
Narrated by: Lorelei King
Length: 2 hours 56 minutes
Abridged: Yes
Janet Evanovich is the hottest author in America, and her Stephanie Plum novels have taken the nation by storm!
#1 New York Times
#1 Wall Street Journal
#1 Los Angeles Times
#1 Entertainment Weekly
#1 Publishers Weekly
She's accidentally destroyed a dozen cars. She's a target for every psycho and miscreant this side of the Jersey Turnpike. Her... Read more
Candyfreak
By: Steve Almond
Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
Length: 6 hours 43 minutes
Abridged: No
Part candy porn, part candy polemic, part social history, part confession, Candyfreak explores the role candy plays in our lives as both source of pleasure and escape from pain. Read more
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